Today started out interestingly enough with me watching a bird flying around the store, I was standing in produce and watched him land on the light fixture and look at me. Well this went on for a while because their were way too many witnesses around for me to do the business on him. I bet you cant even guess what the hell the question of the day is.....EXCUSE ME DID YOU KNOW THAT A BIRD IS IN THE STORE. OH MY GOD YOUR POWERS OF OBSERVATION ARE UN BELIEVABLE. I was told a hundred damn times and whats funny is each time they whispered like they are the only people that say the bird. Just shoot me now. I swear to God Im beaten down.



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