Sex Jokes: "The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day. The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming.
After a few seconds he rose and said, 'Buffalo come.'
The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed 'Damn you Indians are smart, how the hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?'
Tonto replied, 'Face sticky.'"

Little Johnny Jokes: "A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.
Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class.
One little boy raises his hand, 'I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs.'
'Very good, William,' said the teacher.
'My mommy had a baby,' said little Esther.
'Oh, that's nice,' replied the teacher. Finally, little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and trepidation, the teacher calls on him.
'I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians. And they all attacked at one time. And he killed every one of them with his two guns.'
The teacher was relieved but puzzled, 'And what does that have to do with sex education, Johnny?'
' It'll teach those Indians not to fuck with the Lone Ranger.'

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