Excuse Me do you work here???????????? No lady I got up this morning put on a shirt and tie drove 10 miles went inside kroger and built a few displays and conditioned a little then stood around waiting for you to walk up and ask me. Its called a nametag read it for gods sake. Oh and by the way the crap your looking for is right behind you. And if you would quit asking stupid questions I think you will find it.

Im bored today, i think i need to go to best buy and get something, I watched star trek nemesis and its a pretty good movie., I wouldnt mind getting a ps2 today and some games mainly tekken tag thats the one I want. FULL moon at the store one guy ripped the boss a new one about people smoking in the store, well breakroom that is, anyway hes in produce and smelled cig smoke and went ballistic, the boss in a managerly (is that a word) told him no smoking for customers but not employees. Man that set him off. Then a couple of idiots one of which looks just like drew carey even with a stupid ass tie was riding the bascart around the store and when told to get off he threw a fit and said he didnt do it. Clue-- make sure their wasnt any witnesses drew because a bunch of people saw you. So he didnt like me asking him about it and took my name and the market guys name also and got the number to corporate. You know what sir, SCREW YOU. someone has been needing to tell you that for awhile, and i dont want to hear how you work in customer service, and your a manager and all that crap I dont give a damn got that buddy, Im serious!! Give me the address to your job and ill come in there with a skateboard and do a kicktail 360 ollie with rail grind off your desk and then ill ask for your boss and tell him your an asshole and Im a manager and im shocked that I was treated poorly at your business and get the district managers phone number. Sounds crazy doesnt it asshole well It did to me too amazingly enough.
And in the I dont have a clue what the hell Im doing here department, I get a call from a floor supervisor (mind you im busy as hell) and she tells me the light on her register is broken--hmm I can handle this ive been around for 20 years and Im a co-manager Kroger has spent millions training me for this very secnario so I spring into action.
Turn on the switch thats always a sure thing to start with, she says nothing is happening. So i move straight to the second thing on my list...how about you call the utility clerk and change the bulb, you know that thingy thats white and emits light! so there is silence on the other end and then I say "what else can I do for you" and she says how do we get up there to change it?" well genius im going to expand your horizons today Im not going to tell you to get the ladder im going to see if you figure it out. Then she says so you think i need the ladder? Holy crap and the world wonders why I have a mild case of insanity. Now that I think back its funny but at the time it damn sure wasnt you know.


Well lets see where do we start today? hmmm the first thing on the agenda today is top 10 beautiful people, who would be on your list as the people that you think are the hottest as far as your concerned, the only thing thats got me on this kick is that sarah thinks freddie prinz is the stuff,, not!!!! hes a fag. so i was wondering who i think is in the top 10 because after the first few im lost. Here goes #10 cindy crawford #9 jessica alba #8 nikki from voyeurweb #7 jennifer lopez #6 brittney spears #5 janet jackson #4kristy mcnichols- thats aging me a bit but someone out there knows who she is besides me..refer to the poster with the red jacket. #3 halle barry-- monsters ball enough said about that! #2 shakira #1 the obsession the one female that totally blows me away talent, voice, looks, personality, the total package my favorite of all time for the last 10 years at least. Toni Braxton.. this list is not in order just the ones that come to mind, except for toni she is the stuff. I might think about all this awhile and revise maybe.
In other news Rueben won lol ha ha I knew it clay sucks just like I said, rueben won because luther is fixing to croak and somone needs to carry the torch for r and b music
I need a new computer I think i should buy myself one for fathers day that or that 40 inch sony tv. that ive been craving for the last year... Now that the peice of shit car is running alright I guess that purchase is put off indefinetely, good because I can wait. I burned the damn waffles this morning Ill never figure out this new toaster this was the second time that crap has happened. Mavericks lose but make it interesting again, Im getting sick and tired of them getting blown out and then coming from behind to win in the last minute that isnt going to last forever.. Remember the best advice is the advice you usually dont follow. Dennis the fact that you know what a m.i.l.f. is disturbs me I think your spending too much time on the internet and you need to be grounded. Hi Jessica! good to see you again today!